Erotic Hairbrush

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Tony: [sighs] Peter, I’m going to walk through the front door and there better not be another ex-felon you brought home out of pity.
Peter: But they’re lonely!
Loki: [waves to Tony with his dagger] I’ll be taking your room. That was a threat not a request.
Wade: [raiding Tony’s fridge] Ugh, is your wife fad dieting again? Because you have too much kale in here and not enough frozen nuggets!
Eddie: [grumbles to himself] For the millionth time, biting off heads is not how you you say thank you!
Peter: Now that there are enough for a support group, I’m thinking of opening a rehabilitation program.
Tony: [vibrates with rage] Peter Benjamin Parker-

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